How to get a taxi in China
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Find a car that looks kind of like a taxi.
Wait for the driver beside the car for a couple of minutes. In the meantime you can look at funny fruits at the market or practice avoiding being run over by a tuktuk or two.
When the driver arrives, show your notes of chinese characters that says where you want to go. Smile and nod.
When the driver looks confused and points to the distance, smile and nod more and point to the car.
Get in the car. Smile, smile, smile.
Gradually realize that the car is quite fancy and in fact doesn't look anything like a chinese taxi. At all.
Doubt yourself and everything you know. Keep smiling though. Can't back out now!
Get out of the car at your destination. Realize you've just tricked a nice chinese man into driving you to where you wanted to go in his own car.
Wait for hilarity to ensue.
Wait for the driver beside the car for a couple of minutes. In the meantime you can look at funny fruits at the market or practice avoiding being run over by a tuktuk or two.
When the driver arrives, show your notes of chinese characters that says where you want to go. Smile and nod.
When the driver looks confused and points to the distance, smile and nod more and point to the car.
Get in the car. Smile, smile, smile.
Gradually realize that the car is quite fancy and in fact doesn't look anything like a chinese taxi. At all.
Doubt yourself and everything you know. Keep smiling though. Can't back out now!
Get out of the car at your destination. Realize you've just tricked a nice chinese man into driving you to where you wanted to go in his own car.
Wait for hilarity to ensue.
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